DoChatUp
Explore
Content Creators Hub
During my NYSC days, I decided to visit my babe — who’s now my ex — all the way from Sokoto to Calabar.
Two days on the road, traveling long and hard. Finally, I got there at 9pm, tired but excited.
As soon as I arrived, my babe dashed to the kitchen to prepare food while I went straight to the bathroom to freshen up. While I was bathing, I suddenly heard a guy’s voice inside the room. I paused, heart pounding. After I finished, I stepped out and saw a guy just chilling comfortably on the bed!
We exchanged greetings, and then my babe drops the bombshell:
“This is my boyfriend. We’re planning to get married.”
Omo, my belle just swollen!
I was like, “Why invite me all the way here when you already have a man?”
She just smiled and said, “It’s payback.”
Payback? I thought. Because I cheated on her just once and we already made up about it.. years ago
The worst part? They didn’t even allow me to sleep in the house.
I had to sleep outside — in the park!
Next morning, I continued my journey, heart bruised but lessons learned.
So Cynthia, my dear, may you suffer waist pain for 200 years. May your photographer disappoint you on your wedding day, and heavy rain spoil your wedding cake! .... You are lucky I have given my life to christ or I got use do sacrifice
"- Kanayo O Kanayo
Moral lesson- Even Nna Sacrifice chop breakfast for night who are you
Two days on the road, traveling long and hard. Finally, I got there at 9pm, tired but excited.
As soon as I arrived, my babe dashed to the kitchen to prepare food while I went straight to the bathroom to freshen up. While I was bathing, I suddenly heard a guy’s voice inside the room. I paused, heart pounding. After I finished, I stepped out and saw a guy just chilling comfortably on the bed!
We exchanged greetings, and then my babe drops the bombshell:
“This is my boyfriend. We’re planning to get married.”
Omo, my belle just swollen!
I was like, “Why invite me all the way here when you already have a man?”
She just smiled and said, “It’s payback.”
Payback? I thought. Because I cheated on her just once and we already made up about it.. years ago
The worst part? They didn’t even allow me to sleep in the house.
I had to sleep outside — in the park!
Next morning, I continued my journey, heart bruised but lessons learned.
So Cynthia, my dear, may you suffer waist pain for 200 years. May your photographer disappoint you on your wedding day, and heavy rain spoil your wedding cake! .... You are lucky I have given my life to christ or I got use do sacrifice
"- Kanayo O Kanayo
Moral lesson- Even Nna Sacrifice chop breakfast for night who are you
During my NYSC days, I decided to visit my babe — who’s now my ex — all the way from Sokoto to Calabar.
Two days on the road, traveling long and hard. Finally, I got there at 9pm, tired but excited.
As soon as I arrived, my babe dashed to the kitchen to prepare food while I went straight to the bathroom to freshen up. While I was bathing, I suddenly heard a guy’s voice inside the room. I paused, heart pounding. After I finished, I stepped out and saw a guy just chilling comfortably on the bed!
We exchanged greetings, and then my babe drops the bombshell:
“This is my boyfriend. We’re planning to get married.”
Omo, my belle just swollen! 😩
I was like, “Why invite me all the way here when you already have a man?”
She just smiled and said, “It’s payback.”
Payback? I thought. Because I cheated on her just once and we already made up about it.. years ago
The worst part? They didn’t even allow me to sleep in the house.
I had to sleep outside — in the park! ðŸ˜
Next morning, I continued my journey, heart bruised but lessons learned.
So Cynthia, my dear, may you suffer waist pain for 200 years. May your photographer disappoint you on your wedding day, and heavy rain spoil your wedding cake! 😂.... You are lucky I have given my life to christ or I got use do sacrifice
"- Kanayo O Kanayo
Moral lesson- Even Nna Sacrifice chop breakfast for night who are you 😎😂
English
Arabic
French
Spanish
Portuguese
Deutsch
Turkish
Dutch
Italiano
Russian
Portuguese (Brazil)
Greek