Best jokes

1. Sometimes, I just want to be alone.... Especially after cooking indomie and eggs

2. A girl will wear pad, pant, tight, trousers and still sit and cross leg again... How can air enter the CPU nah

3. The best singers in the world is the mosquitoes because even if you don't like their songs, you must still clap for them

4. Sometimes, I shake my head just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing

5. Teacher wey dey teach us balance diet was vomiting garri in our class today

6. Uncommon joy is when you're eating suya and think it has finished, but when you touch the paper, you discover there's still one or two inside

7. Because I no get money, you posted "car for sale", I asked you how much? You changed status to "serious buyer only "

8. I have never seen someone who lies more than a pregnantwoman.... She will be like "sweetheart, your baby want to eat chicken and drink small stout"

9. No matter how small it's, learn how to use it to satisfy your wife.... I mean your salary bros

10. The problem I have with some Africans is that they will read your jokes and laugh but yet refuse to react. That is why jollof rice no dey reach them for occasion

The hands that react shall never be bored
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