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I NO FIT LAUGH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
A lecturer walked into a
class room and told all the students that
there will be An emergency test...
He Went straight to the black board and
wrote the instructions which says:
1) time is 15mins
2)no copying
3) no cancellation of answers
4) once it's time walk away from your desk. He told the students to get ready... that it will be a simple two
questions test
1)list four of your best foods
Immediately students started writing..
Boy's were writing Eba, pounded yam,rice, beans, fufu etc...
The girls were busy writing
Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger,
vanilla iced cream etc....
All the ladies were happy until they saw the
final
question
2)Explain how to prepare your
favourite meal as listed in
question 1.
Yawa come gas..
See girls and cancellation
Dey cancelled all their first answer and started
changing it to:
yam, beans, white rice,, egg,
tea,akamu,indomie,dodo e.t.c. I was surprised when somebody wrote hot water.
Lolz
more jokes hereI NO FIT LAUGH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!! A lecturer walked into a class room and told all the students that there will be An emergency test... He Went straight to the black board and wrote the instructions which says: 1) time is 15mins 2)no copying 3) no cancellation of answers 4) once it's time walk away from your desk. He told the students to get ready... that it will be a simple two questions test 1)list four of your best foods Immediately students started writing.. Boy's were writing Eba, pounded yam,rice, beans, fufu etc... The girls were busy writing Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger, vanilla iced cream etc.... All the ladies were happy until they saw the final question 2)Explain how to prepare your favourite meal as listed in question 1. Yawa come gas.. See girls and cancellation Dey cancelled all their first answer and started changing it to: yam, beans, white rice,, egg, tea,akamu,indomie,dodo e.t.c. I was surprised when somebody wrote hot water. Lolz😂😂 more jokes here
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The stealth aircraft bomber, the B-2 Spirit, that attacked Iran's nuclear sites last night is one of the most advanced flying machines ever built.
It is reportedly worth about $2.1 billion apiece.
The unique feature of this aircraft is that it is designed in the shape of a peregrine falcon, the world's fastest animal capable of reaching average speeds of over 300km/hr when diving.
The stealth aircraft can traverse continents at incredible speeds without being detected by radar.The stealth aircraft bomber, the B-2 Spirit, that attacked Iran's nuclear sites last night is one of the most advanced flying machines ever built. It is reportedly worth about $2.1 billion apiece. The unique feature of this aircraft is that it is designed in the shape of a peregrine falcon, the world's fastest animal capable of reaching average speeds of over 300km/hr when diving. The stealth aircraft can traverse continents at incredible speeds without being detected by radar.
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IN ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS…Joycelyn says she loves R. Kelly and has been seeing him every weekend for the past six years. She claims she proposed to him three years ago and he said yes, they plan to get married and have a family. She also says her parents lied about everything, claiming she wasn't h3ld against her will or bra!nw@$h€d.IN ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS…Joycelyn says she loves R. Kelly and has been seeing him every weekend for the past six years. She claims she proposed to him three years ago and he said yes, they plan to get married and have a family. She also says her parents lied about everything, claiming she wasn't h3ld against her will or bra!nw@$h€d.0 Comentários 0 Compartilhamentos 200 Visualizações 0 Anterior2
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"Mathematics is hard", some people claim. But that's not true! Mathematics isn't difficult. You find mathematics difficult because you haven't see a teacher that will make it simple to you.
If you want to be better at mathematics, you need a good teacher. Someone who is willing to teach and make you better even when you are not improving. A teacher that will be patient with you. A teacher that will never be tired of your consistent mistakes. Someone that can teach in the simplest language you can understand.
When you have a good teacher, you will enjoy mathematics. Good and experienced teacher can make you fall in love with mathematics. I thank God for my dad. Sincerely, he is a good teacher. He made me fall in love with mathematics. He made mathematics real and simple. You can't be under his teaching and not love mathematics.
Therefore, if you want to be better at maths, a good teacher is a factor."Mathematics is hard", some people claim. But that's not true! Mathematics isn't difficult. You find mathematics difficult because you haven't see a teacher that will make it simple to you. If you want to be better at mathematics, you need a good teacher. Someone who is willing to teach and make you better even when you are not improving. A teacher that will be patient with you. A teacher that will never be tired of your consistent mistakes. Someone that can teach in the simplest language you can understand. When you have a good teacher, you will enjoy mathematics. Good and experienced teacher can make you fall in love with mathematics. I thank God for my dad. Sincerely, he is a good teacher. He made me fall in love with mathematics. He made mathematics real and simple. You can't be under his teaching and not love mathematics. Therefore, if you want to be better at maths, a good teacher is a factor.0 Comentários 0 Compartilhamentos 190 Visualizações 0 Anterior2
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